What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 07:35

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Scottie Scheffler’s wife reveals infant son’s bathroom mishap during Memorial win - New York Post
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Six killed by Israeli gunfire near Gaza aid site, Hamas officials say - BBC
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Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Scientists Just Found an Ingredient for Life in a Newborn Planet System - The Daily Galaxy
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Gold Holds Decline After US Jobs Data Deters Demand for Havens - Bloomberg
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Protests erupt after Massachusetts high school student detained by ICE - ABC News
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
No way