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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 07:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Scottie Scheffler’s wife reveals infant son’s bathroom mishap during Memorial win - New York Post

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Eric Trump says World Liberty will buy 'substantial position' in Trump memecoin, nixes 'official' wallet - The Block

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Six killed by Israeli gunfire near Gaza aid site, Hamas officials say - BBC

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unrecognizable Kayla Harrison speaks on making 135lbs for first time in career at UFC 316 - Bloody Elbow

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Scientists Just Found an Ingredient for Life in a Newborn Planet System - The Daily Galaxy

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Getty Images and Stability AI face off in British copyright trial that will test AI industry - AP News

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Gold Holds Decline After US Jobs Data Deters Demand for Havens - Bloomberg

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Protests erupt after Massachusetts high school student detained by ICE - ABC News

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

No way

Is China’s Tiandu-1 first to enter resonant Earth-moon orbit? US raises doubts - South China Morning Post